Carney Land

My neighbourhood is slowly being taken over by the annual carnival. Unfortunately for me it is located just across a street from my apartment. There are constant sounds of breaking glass, unusual thumps and bumps, and too many footsteps much closer to my place than I care for at 11 o'clock in the evening.

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeekkkkkkkkkkkkkk........................

On a more pleasant note, the girls and I dined at the newest eatery in town, a wonderful Indian restaurant...yummy yummy. It was fabulous going down, two very full plates of bowel explosives. I feel it slowly taking hold...

Play date

I had a wonderful day with Ms. D. Yesterday. Curious Jane vanished early on for familial duties for which she was excused guilt free from us. I was in one of those wingy moods, foolish really. I'm quite surprised my friends stick around after an ADHD day like this past one turned out to be. I bounced around the mall, I bought every pet food product available, my tongue flapped incessantly...I was, to most, annoying. I was, to me, annoying...but cute????

Anyway, I had a super fun day, thanks Ms. D. And CJ, I expect I'll do a repeat performance in your company soon.

On another note, a group of us are off to the Rolling Stones concert this upcoming weekend. Part of me is looking forward to it and the other part of me is horrified at the idea of 85000 people in a confined area sharing Port-A-Potties. I cannot handle squatting above someone else's visible poo. All of my own excrement crawls back up inside of me in fear and protest of being dropped on something so inferior. I take pride in my poop.

Pray for my colon this weekend.

In all fairness I thought I'd better put Max on here too. Don't expect any pictures of Max with Vince anytime soon.  

Raising puppy

I've officially discovered, although common sense told me so, that exercising a puppy makes puppy a calm puppy. Puppy, Vincent "Vince" Vaughn Brown-Young, was walked for over two hours today and is now sleeping! Yay! Last night he was restless and antagonizing the cats, Maximus James Brown-Young and Owen Wilson Brown-Young, because I failed to walk the crap (not literally because shit he did...a lot) out of him. Lesson learned.

How cute are my newest boys!? I caught them having a quick cuddle just after dinner tonight! 

Hello...

...is anybody out there?