Play date
I had a wonderful day with Ms. D. Yesterday. Curious Jane vanished early on for familial duties for which she was excused guilt free from us. I was in one of those wingy moods, foolish really. I'm quite surprised my friends stick around after an ADHD day like this past one turned out to be. I bounced around the mall, I bought every pet food product available, my tongue flapped incessantly...I was, to most, annoying. I was, to me, annoying...but cute????
Anyway, I had a super fun day, thanks Ms. D. And CJ, I expect I'll do a repeat performance in your company soon.
On another note, a group of us are off to the Rolling Stones concert this upcoming weekend. Part of me is looking forward to it and the other part of me is horrified at the idea of 85000 people in a confined area sharing Port-A-Potties. I cannot handle squatting above someone else's visible poo. All of my own excrement crawls back up inside of me in fear and protest of being dropped on something so inferior. I take pride in my poop.
Pray for my colon this weekend.
Anyway, I had a super fun day, thanks Ms. D. And CJ, I expect I'll do a repeat performance in your company soon.
On another note, a group of us are off to the Rolling Stones concert this upcoming weekend. Part of me is looking forward to it and the other part of me is horrified at the idea of 85000 people in a confined area sharing Port-A-Potties. I cannot handle squatting above someone else's visible poo. All of my own excrement crawls back up inside of me in fear and protest of being dropped on something so inferior. I take pride in my poop.
Pray for my colon this weekend.
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