Scandal
If I was famous and was losing my public appeal, I wonder what my scandalous publicity stunt would be? I thought about this yesterday but came up with very little. I couldn't commit to drugs or an eating disorder, I could never get that skinny. I don't foresee wild explicit affairs with strange men or a string of failed marriages. I could date a 19 year old once I hit 40 or so. But all of that has been done to death.
Hmmm...
I can imagine a string of "indecent" exposure episodes. It's hard to say really.
Stop the press, my freaky arm hair! Perhaps that'll be my scandal...
Hmmm...
I can imagine a string of "indecent" exposure episodes. It's hard to say really.
Stop the press, my freaky arm hair! Perhaps that'll be my scandal...
posted by Vince at Wednesday, September 28, 2005
4 Comments:
i've been trying to think of an original scandal all day... no wonder people keep reviving the same ol' same ol'.
No kidding! It's harder than it sounds.
You could dry-hump the leg of someone important in public. Say…the Pope, or the Queen.
That's a very interesting image! I wonder if he would be less conservative if a hottie like that hit on him????
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